R.: Why does daddy even have a comb? He doesn't need one.
W.: He bought it when he had hair.
R.: But he has it out on his sink like he actually uses it.
W.: He uses it to comb out the dead hair.
::snort:: ::choke:: ::giggle:: ::wiping tears from my eyes::
And if I recount this conversation to D. his standard question is going to be: "Why did we have children again?" LOL!