Of course, we also have the problem that everyone has with the amazing disappearing socks compliments of the drier monster. I have an entire bag of unmatched socks at the moment. Every now and then a match miraculously shows up but I should probably declare some of them permanently mateless and just turn them into cat toys for my friends' cats.
And lastly, shame on those of you who started this post wondering if I was going to talk about my sanity. There's no hope for a return of that so there's no point in even bringing it up. ;-) I just hope my misplaced sanity hasn't gotten a hold of my scissors!
I wish that objects had a remote control sensor in them, like the cordless phone has...you know, you go to the base of the cordless phone, push a button, and wherever the phone is, it rings until you find it? Whenever something is missing, I wish I had a magic remote button like that.
ReplyDeleteI'd love the remote location pager function too if it worked better than it does on my phone! We actually have a phone missing right now as well as the scissors and tape, and... but when I push the page button on the phone, it locates the handset currently in one of its other bases. Argh! So the third phone to the set remains awol, like so much else in this black hole of a house.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about tape? It doesn't matter what kind...scotch, masking, packing, mailing, even the blue tape we use for painting jobs...it all goes missing and exactly at the moment that I need it. We have also had similar issues with scissors:)
ReplyDeleteWell, I actually went and BOUGHT one of those pen tethers (those metal ball chain thingies) for my scissors... Office Depot. No more walking scissors. Kids HATE it and I LOVE it. Guess which is more important???
ReplyDeleteI need tethers for all sorts of things, like my purse, keys, and phone. Can't blame the kids for those, can I?
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